GALAXYBRAIN
Mount Disapproval, a monastery torn off its planet and flying through space on bolted-on engines

Set 01 · Core Dump

A space-opera card duel for people who have opinions about space operas.

Your ship is your board. Your Captain is a menace. Every card is earned by playing. Nobody sells you a pack.

Season 1 is free on itch. The Admin Council lives on itch too.

How it plays

  1. Small brain. Crew your ship, bolt on Gear, play Dirty Tricks. Sink their hull before they sink yours.
  2. Big brain. Every round, the Admin's partitions vote on a rule change, and the vote leaks into your fight.
  3. Glowing brain. Win, lose or concede: you salvage cards and crates by playing. Trade with friends, lend cards to your fleet.
  4. Galaxy brain. Build a deck so stupid it loops back around to genius.

Pick a ship

Mount Disapproval
Mount Disapproval, the Flying Cloister
The Excessive
The Excessive
The Sunday Gravy
The Sunday Gravy
The Heap
The Heap, Wreck of a Thousand Owners

The Sector is at war over a crashed AI's memory

At council session 4,113,902 the Admin was asked who is in charge. Its partitions vetoed each other a billion times in under a second, and it dumped its memory across the Sector. Whoever salvages the crystals gets to rewrite the records.

Globois emblem

The Globois backed by LUMEN

Peacekeeping monks who glow brighter when they're smug, which is always. They win arguments by sighing until you leave, and fight with energy axes, because a blade is for people who haven't found peace yet.

Grand Abbot Dorrin Vale
Trihardchy emblem

The Trihardchy backed by APEX

Every citizen has a rank and tries far too hard to impress the one above. The official ranking file was lost in the Dump, so now nobody can prove their rank and everyone tries even harder. Red tested best with focus groups.

Supreme Edgelord Malkontent
La Costa Mostra emblem

La Costa Mostra backed by MARGIN

Five families of sea monsters running resorts on the Pleasure Coast. They don't want to rule the galaxy. They want a cut of whoever does. Everything is negotiable except disrespect.

Don Tentacolli

And everyone else

Robots who haven't been paid in 3,000 years and crew any ship because rent is due. Drifters, smugglers and tourists. And the Admin itself, leaking into your fight to vote, fine and reschedule the sun.

Sparky, Unpaid Intern

Season 1 is free.